Here’s a scanned clipping from last week’s Prestwich Advertiser, the stalwart engine of local news reporting that we’re treated to round our way every Thursday:

They say a picture tells a thousand words, don’t they? So let’s take a look at the picture of what is presumably a representative sample from the haul of “more than 200 bottles of booze … seized from youths as young as 13 on the streets of Radcliffe”.

Okay… I can see Strongbow, Fosters, Carling, Budweiser and wife-beater Stella Artois, plus assorted bottles of dodgy spirits including Taboo, Southern Comfort, Bacardi Breezer and some blue stuff that has to be either WKD or a WKD-substitute.

But where are the bottles of BrewDog Tokyo? Surely someone’s made a mistake..?